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Yep. That’s Me . . .? My friend Matthew just texted me that he’s watching The Fly and, according to him, I do act and look an awful lot like Geena Davis. I don’t know how true that is, but seeing as...
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“To slim upper hips: Lie flat with arms extended at shoulder level. Bend your knees (to your chest) and roll from side to side, keeping shoulders flat as you roll. Roll five times to each side. Work...
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“To Slim Inner Thighs: Stand on tiptoe with feet together and, without moving forth from that spot, “prance” in position. The brisk, back and forth motion will slap the inner thighs and knees...
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In the pursuit of fab fitness, your glamorous geek pulled a muscle in her neck and is now existing on a steady diet of ibuprofin, muscle relaxants and bad cop shows. But in the bonus column, my waist...
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The windmill worked wonders for my waist, but that’s about all I can say. Maybe if I kept doing them longer, I might see some more serious results, but seeing as how I pulled my back and tortured my...
View ArticlePresents, Please
“I can’t give you anything but love” is a real Depression-era sentiment. There must be something he can give.” Helen Gurley Brown, Sex and the Single Girl I was in Sperbeck’s getting chips, a banana...
View ArticleBlogs UNITE
Tomorrow Geek Girl Goes Glam will join forces with Canned Laser (your Glam Geek’s favorite blog) for a date/riff/movie extravaganza as we see G.I. Joe: Retaliation. Spoiler Alert: It’s not going to be...
View ArticleThe Day The Blogs Crossed Paths
“An affair can overlap, of course” Helen Gurley Brown, Sex and the Single Girl HGB is all about dating married men, so today, I asked my friend Eeon, (married to the awesome Bridget) to accompany me to...
View ArticleThe End of Lent . . . and the Beginning of Something Better
Happy Easter! Lent is over, with $40, a buck per curse word, in the One Great Hour of Sharing envelope. One curse word per day–that’s a considerable change from my usual vulgarity. AWP tried my...
View ArticleProof that Lent is Really, Really Over
Today some shitty crime writer made a comment on Twitter about wanting Boyd Crowder’s wardrobe, to which I responded that I, too, would like jeans that fit as well as his do. “Those jeans do wonders...
View ArticleFollow Up (That Was Fast)
The writer in question HAS SINCE APOLOGIZED. You are now welcome to buy any of his books. And maybe I lashed out too soon. But I have a real thing about being told to keep quiet. Yes, I know, Arlene...
View ArticleThe Braless Wonder
“Forget” some of your lingerie. Anything you’re not wearing out thread by thread is money in your piggy bank. . . if you’re small but firm-busted, you don’t need a bra.” Helen Gurley Brown, Sex and...
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“Drinking is not a social asset, like learning to dance well. it is only a matter of personal preference. Helen Valentine & Alice Thompson Better than Beauty. I just read that Cat Marnell is...
View ArticleThe Joke Isn’t Funny Anymore
“Never top a man’s joke” Arlene Dahl, Always Ask a Man I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again. My friend Eeon is the funniest person I know. We’ve been discussing Justified over email for the past...
View ArticleOh, Baby
“That was some trip, your mother oiling you and patting you all over with scented oil. The comforting sensation is still with you, isn’t it? Get acquainted with it again; buy yourself a big bottle of...
View ArticleLooks Like HGB Was On To Something . . . .
Science says Helen Gurley Brown (and me!) were RIGHT! I’ve been going braless for about two weeks now, and I’m pretty much determined never to wear one again, except maybe under tee-shirts because I...
View ArticleHow To Say “Thank You”
I was weirdly offended by this Buzzfeed post this morning. For those of you too lazy to follow the link, it’s basically about how men have no right to ever call you pretty and you should shoot them in...
View ArticleKiss and Make-Up
“I’m all for wearing a few touches of make-up to bed.” Arlene Dahl, Always Ask a Man. I barely wear makeup in the daytime, let alone at night. I never really learned how to put makeup on, (which is...
View ArticleKiss & Make Up: Part II
Last night I tried Arlene’s suggestion that I wear pale lipstick to bed. Now lipstick and I have never gotten along. Within mere moments of me putting it on, I look like Courtney Love. I’ve tried...
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